Y2KSS1363
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 Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 9:15 am Post subject: Painting the Porch |
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A very young and pretty blonde wanting to earn some extra money for the summer,
decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a
nearby well-to-do neighborhood wearing short shorts and a very skimy top. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
"Well, he said, giving her the once over, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch, how much will you charge me?"
Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she
would need was in the garage. The man's wife, looking out the window and over hearing the conversation said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes around the corner of the house, all that for $50?"
He responded, "Hey just because she’s cute and blonde doesn’t mean she’s not smart and a good worker, it’s just a good deal!
The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all
those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately."
Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" the startled husband asked.
"Yes, the blonde replied, and I even had paint left over, so I gave it
two coats."
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it
to her along with a ten dollar tip.
"And by the way, " the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."_________________ Cheers,
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